Today is the Day!
FUCK YEAH AMERICA!
She’ll jump right in the sac with you asap once she lays her pretty little eyes on this cute mother fucker.
White Castle Valentine’s Dinner
Best place to bring a date for Valentines you ask??? WHITE CASTLE. That’s how
you know your with a down ass bitch. For valentines day I was lucky enough to
be escorted to Castle by three of my close dude friends. To start the
evening off I was given a single rose and a roll of toilet paper. I thought
the toilet paper was extremely well thought out and caring.
When we arrived we had to wait for our table, but down worry they took care
of us. Four vaults with our classy touch, Jim Beam. Sat down ordered from
the lovely menu and slayed some burgers.
-Allie
