I’m gona get a shit load of this motha fucken tree ornament and put it on all the trees in my front yard. It’s gona be awesome.

Buy dis shit.

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“We guess statutory rape charges and a possible life sentence in prison that weren’t enough for Amy Blose!

The 37-year-old nurse, and married mother from Oklahoma who had was caught having sex with a 13-year-old boy in April, and is facing charges of three counts of rape in the first degree, victim younger than 14; three counts of forcible oral sodomy, victim younger than 16; one count of lewd or indecent acts to a child younger than 16; and one count of performing lewd acts in the presence of a child younger than 16, apparently got herself arrested again this week after she violated her restraining order by sending him a breakfast burrito with a note stuck inside!

According to authorities, Blose wrote a note that read “Hey babe, I love you forever,” and hid it inside a Sonic breakfast burrito, and then asked one of his 15-year-old classmates to bring it to him at school.

The boy immediately told his parents, who then contacted authorities.

She’s now being held without bail until November, which is when the preliminary hearing for her trial has been set.”

full story here

Today is the first game of the CAPS 201–12 season! Im so excited im freaking wetting my pants. Who isnt excited? Ill tell you who isnt excited – my office! Cuz I listen to the games on the radio loud and they hate that. But what ever! Go CAPS!

“KIEV (Reuters) – A 77-year-old Ukrainian man won a jar full of sour cream for coming first in a dumpling eating contest and then promptly died, local media reported on Wednesday.Ivan Mendel ate 10 dumplings in half a minute to win first place and a one-liter jar of sour cream in the contest held in the town of Tokmak in the southeastern Zaporizhya region on September 18, Fakty I Kommentarii newspaper said.Shortly afterwards, Mendel became unwell and died, according to local news websites.Dumplings, called “vareniki” in the former Soviet republic, are a staple of Ukrainian cuisine and are often stuffed with a range of fillings from mushrooms to cherries.”

-Via: Reuters

She stabbed his spike with her spike.

Today is the CAPS play their first pre-season game. Are you excited? I am excited. Cant wait for the playoff choke.

This was put in Leon’s pants.