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Pang

roger — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:00:41 +0000

2012
Me and you. Watch out for me girl.

Never Forget About Pang Girl

roger — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:00:57 +0000

Pang Girl

roger — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 13:00:04 +0000

I didn’t forget you – you might have thought I was sleeping – or moved on. I didn’t.

Today is the Day!

roger — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 13:00:51 +0000

FUCK YEAH AMERICA!

Topanga 38

roger — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:30:37 +0000

Topanga I already told you, you be looking good all day everyday. Why don’t you give me a call and I’ll help you be even more okay with your weight.

323-669-8819

Topanga Pt 37

roger — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:00:57 +0000

It’s holiday time coming up – I’ll buy you a big turkey for a very romantic
dinner, I won’t skimp on all the trimmings – wait a minute, you are all
ready a BIG TURKEY. So just come over and I’ll do the stuffing.
Hehehehehehehe. call me: 323.669.8819

Topanga Pt 36

roger — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:30:26 +0000

I will follow you anywhere – I mean it will always be a food place so I am
cool with that. (Please stay away from Indian place’s. Last time you came
after after Indian food you clogged up both my toilets, and I had to call
the plumber.) We both love food, if that’s not a match made in a supermarket
I don’t know what is. Dessert isle? Call me: 323.669.8819

Topanga Pt 35

roger — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:30:43 +0000

You know how you can get pictures printed on toilet paper? Well you can -
look it up on the world wide web and shit! Anyway, its sort of costly, but
its cool, I got like 200 rolls printed with that picture of you dressed up
as a pig from that old episode of Boy Meets World, then one day when I was
wiping I realized it was a new picture of you at the beach, in a two piece.
Hott! Call me: 323.669.8819

Topanga Pt 34

roger — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:30:15 +0000

You ever seen those European pornos? By European pornos I mean German
barnyard and scat films. T – look up scat if you don’t know what it means, I
know you do it often, but you might have a different name for it. You know,
only really classy stuff. Anyway, back to my point, I think I saw your mom
in one of the films, looked just like you! Oink oink! Call me: 323.669.8819

Topanga Pt 33

roger — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:00:12 +0000

I love bing cherries, but I hate pits, I guess everyone hates the pits. You
ever heard of a cherry pitter? They are kinda tight dawg! You can make a big
ass bowl o’ cherries no pits and fast like. You don’t even cut your fingers
like you do when you cut them with a knife. But its cool when you cut
yourself with the knife pitting cherries cuz you cant really tell cuz the
cherries are the same color. You be feeding your guests blood and shit! It
be some vampire shit! Call me: 323.669.8819