A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replied, “No use knocking, mate, there’s no paper in this one either.”

TT presents the great outdoors….

Urinal maddnessssssss….ahhhhh ….
You ever been at one of the urinal joints where they have the fly at the bottom? You think its real, you try and hit it with your pee-pee then you feel like a dumb ass when you figure out its not real. I’m that dumb ass.

Lets face it, everyone uses one and toilet humor is funny. Really it is… So I present to you… Toilet Tuesdays…

Big JOHN… Haa get it. Its like why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz it heard big john was after them, get it?

I never really gave a crap about super heros… And I think I would be to scared to pee with this spider guy coming down on me… I mean what if he put a web around my dong? This must be some freak super fans house that should die. I want to blow him up. I bet he is friends with Arthur Kade. Shit, maybe its even Kade’s house. The loser.