Whistle While You Work.  TurdTape.com

A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.

A few minutes later, he couldn’t control himself and let loose a big noisy fart.

Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her “Do you by any chance have today’s paper?”

The lady looked at him and said, “No, but the next time we pass by a tree I’ll grab you a handful of leaves.”

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out.

A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replied, “No use knocking, mate, there’s no paper in this one either.”