Pay or shit yourself.

Urinetown the musical… now this shit looks awesome.

“One of the most uproariously funny musicals in recent years, URINETOWN is a hilarious tale of greed, corruption, love, and revolution in a time when water is worth its weight in gold. In a Gotham-like city, a terrible water shortage, caused by a 20-year drought, has led to a government-enforced ban on private toilets. The citizens must use public amenities, regulated by a single malevolent company that profits by charging admission for one of humanity’s most basic needs. Amid the people, a hero decides he’s had enough, and plans a revolution to lead them all to freedom!”

Oh Shit they got green ones for the kinky bits!

This is my shit.

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE BIG NEWS ON EVERY CHANNEL’S 5 O’CLOCK NEWS!!!!!!

“The Official Seventh Annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest Winner is Susan Brennan from Orchard Lake, MI (Detroit). Runners up are Laura Lee of Milpitas, CA (San Jose) and Cynthia Richards of Marietta, GA (Atlanta). These women and their dresses are absolutely gorgeous. Stunning.” via: style segment

FUCK  YEAH AMERICA!