This show is amazing. We should start a letter-writing thing to get this crap back on the air. It was like a dirtier weirder Married with Children. Nikki Cox, Bobcat–what more do you need? Delta Burke. If she had a cameo I could have died and gone to Designing Women heaven. Anthony where are you?
Greatest American hero and role model ever. I dare you to debate me on this. Everything Al did embraced style and grace. His move of resting his hand down his pants while watching TV was done with such finesse you didn’t even notice it till it was down there. The man built his own private bathroom in his garage, not to mention many other great feats that I have been writing about in my upcoming book… Al Bundy, coolest dude ever.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE really bad TV. Wings, Designing Women–the list goes on. I am not afraid to admit it. Saved By The Bell regular or The College Years? I like the College Years cuz they have the ex-football dorm guy that reminds me of Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.
OK, so ALF becomes a priest or pretends to be a nun or some shit. Imagine this scene with cat parts everywhere. Go Alf. Anyway, I have always been a HUGE fan of dogs playing poker paintings. I have always wanted a huge one on velvet. For some reason, my dumb ass has invested in tons of art but never that. What is wrong with me. So readers out there, that’s what I want for my birthday, a big-ass painting of dogs playing poker on velvet. And if it has some glow-in-the-dark paint on it, that’s a plus.
As reported on Click2Houston:
A nearly 600-pound man was able to hide a weapon for more than a day while he was in custody, police told KPRC Local 2 Wednesday.
“Obviously the system broke down,” former Harris County Detention Major Mark Kellar said. “The procedures didn’t work as they were designed to work.”
Houston police said George Vera, 25, was arrested Aug. 2 and taken to the city jail. He spent a day there before being transferred to the Harris County Jail. After being there for 14 hours, going through intake procedures, he was taken to the showers, the final step before going to his cell. There, Vera told police he had a 9mm handgun on him, along with 2 clips.
“If a person has a weapon, narcotics, anything of danger, it should have been found before he winds up in the county jail,” said Kellar.
Kellar said Vera should have been searched at least three times before getting to the jail.
Vera weighs nearly 600 pounds and the gun was allegedly hidden between fat layers.
Houston Police Officers Union President Gary Blankinship said cadets are trained how to search morbidly obese people.
“We teach officers to lift up and look under,” Blankinship said. ”The officer may not have arrested anyone this big before.”
Blankenship said that system clearly does not always work.
“They can be so big, basically short of strip searching or searching cavities, they could miss something like this,” said Blankinship.
The Houston Police Department and Harris County Sheriff’s Office are doing internal investigations to figure out how this could have happened.
Blankinship said they should also change the way officers are trained to search morbidly obese inmates, maybe adding hand-held metal detectors.
Vera has been released from jail on bond.
Alf looooves the cats.
Especially the wet cats. Wet cats are his favorite! Yum……
Disclaimer:
I love 420. I love 420 jokes. 420 rules. But I would like it to be known that I have never smoked anything ever in my life. Not even a drag. Although in 10th grade I slanged a few dime bags.
Thanks - Roger
