I ordered Dominos a year or so back when they talked al that crap about a new recipe. I was impressed – still gross, but way better. Now I see all these ads that I can track where my pizza is in the progress. Got me interested – but still not buying. NOW you advertise this artisan pizza - come on your Dominos! But hell why not. The other night I was hating everything like usual – was to lazy to get in the car and drive to Subway and get a 12 inch – also I didn’t want to talk to anyone.

Bam! I’m at the Dominos site. This is great, I don’t have to talk to anyone. I pick a new artisan pizza and the chocolate cake dessert thing. I gotta track it now – Rodrigo made my pizza and Akop brought it to me. It seriously was so fast. I gotta remember though it was like 9:45 on a Wednesday night.

Whole thing was weird. But the pizza didn’t last for left overs. Know what Im saying!

I fucken love me some pineapple.

On the real real, Bagels are the shit.

She be lookin real real good. MMM I want a butterfinger.

I made myself some muthafucken blueberry muffins. I’m good at this shit.

I ate one cus Deanna dared me. I aint no bitch.

“This dude was in front of me at Starbucks today.  At first I thought it was a tranny, but then I was like “Oh shit, that is a dude wearing pink khaki pants.”  This is not acceptable.  It’s not preppy.  It’s not hip.  You’re fucking ruining America with these shenanigans.  Make it stop now before I make it stop for you.”

-Ian’s World

Especially the bits, they love the balls in the mouths! and it oozes… c’mon bities