Shout out to the Slug. You know who you are. Now where are you?

I use to be a serious contender with food challenges. Crap I use to contend with just myself. Now I am washed up. Washed up bad. I don’t know how I got washed up  one day I just went soft. The only thing I can still really compete with is mac and cheese. This pancake challenge was 3 pieces, 14 inches round each and 4 lbs. I made it through about one. Ian won. Larry lost. Check out the $100 to show the size. Congrats to Ian.

Saw this sticker the other day. It just made think so many things and filled me with so many emotions. Just hit me so hard in so many places. Like when I eat a whole cake. Maybe I should start going to church.

I like how these fit together.

There’s powder on his grill

It starts. China here I come. Larry. Ian. Joseph. It’s gonna be ———–///// fill in the blank. Airplane ride was tight. Watched tower heist. No boobs but good show. Eddie raw Murphy.