Can’t wait.

wikipedia

Krampus is a mythical creature recognized in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies St. Nicholas (Santa Claus) during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened child away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner.

In the Alpine regions, Krampus is represented as a beast like creature, generally demonic in appearance. Traditionally young men dress up as the Krampus in Austria, southern Bavaria, South Tyrol, and Hungary during the first week of December, particularly on the evening of 5 December, and roam the streets frightening children with rusty chains and bells.

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This probably happened in our office building.

I think she can hear her!

thedirty.com

“THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This Is Sean Mothafukn WEIRDOOOOOOO Alderman, The pictures should tell the tale of this one, but lets get into alil bit more detail shalllll we? This guy travels to every rave in pittsburgh and surrounding cities for good old fashion “predator pictures” of girls in little skimpy outfits that are just trying to have a good time and not get stalked by some 35 year- old creepy, bald guy with a camera, sure we all love his pictures from the parties. but honestly he seems like he uses his camera for more than what meets the eye, he takes your picture, then when you turn around to get back to whatever your doing he quickly gets a good up skirt shot real fast, i’ve seen him do it almost every party i go to…. he must be doing this for some good ol’ wack-off material later on in his basement where he keeps girls tied up in his “darkroom developing area” If you are slutty enough he will offer to take alot of pictures of you modeling some skanky outfit in a hotel room in exchange for some pleasure… or he will just stand there at the party and take a million pics of you till he is “satisfied” This guy is for sure a serial killer or a sex offender, i def. see him being On the next (Criminal Minds TV SHOW) being interrogated by Agent Hoschner for having Kiddy porn on his computer and pictures of girls all over his basement walls that he waxes his dolphin to daily, i mean come onnn the guys from Arlington, Virginia & He also takes a bit too much interest in underage girls hula hooping… For sure if you have seen this guy ONE time in your life and have never seen him before you would feel the same way… If i’m crazy tell me… but im so sick of this motherfu**** being a CREEEEEEEEP.”

DO IT. HOLLOWEEN.