Another day – another Houston’s picture. You sick of it yet? I’m not. I’ll eat there every night. Every day. I wish they started to make breakfast. It would be good. Or if they made pizza…

I got the double… Then when I was leaving I saw a board of pictures hanging up. You get your picture up there if you can eat a triple. Shit wont be hard. Next time I’m there its mine. The people on the board are so happy – its like the best thing to ever happen to them. Pay for a burger then eat it and feel sick and have your picture put up on a wall with a bunch of other shitty ass people who had to go the bathroom for the whole day after eating it.

My man Ian from IAN’S WORLD popped into town for a few days to get a tattoo of a cock, eat some food, and eat some more food. Hell yeah we went to Houston’s. Like you needed to ask bitches! But he downed these three nice pieces from In-N-Out and the fries in like two minutes. If that is not hip hop I don’t know what on God’s green pasture is. Amen.

The worst fuckin restaurant. The food is awful, Mimi’s sucks pork nuts.

The bit I was with had never been to the Boston Market before, of course we had to stop.

oh yeah she’s a zombie who I put back on human food instead of human flesh.

Black olives are the shit.

www.roundtablepizza.com

This dude Leon ate the shit outta some Caesar salad and then tried to steal Pat & Oscar’s delivery bike. Fucking awesome.

Pat & Oscars

Ice cream and sauce. It ain’t dead baby sauce. It’s chocolate. Ice cream is mad firm and tasty. If a place had good vanilla you know it’s going on. U can’t be hiding being flavoring and cocaine.

Find a Houston’s Location Near You!

Found this bit on craigslist….

“chubby blonde stonerette seeks 420 guy – 23 (downtown long beach)”

Hey,

So I am 23, blonde, light eyed, a size 14, size c cup, hourglass figure, and ready to meet someone special. I like getting stoned (have my 215 card), dancing at raves, comedy, adventures, being green (my carbon footprint is excellent) and my kitties. I also like pool, video games, and meeting new people. I still live at home and spend my money on my pot and being as cute as possible. I don’t drive because I believe in being green, oh, and I like to get prettied up multiple times a day. I am the girl next door that loves to party. I have one easily hidden tattoo, and get hit on all the time. I hope you are prepared for a party, because I am the life of it

So what do you have to do to get this little piece of awesomeness for yourself? Well you need to be tall, white, and between 26- 33. I am looking for the right person, and I don’t plan to rush into anything, yea that includes sex, so if you are planning to rush into that then this is not for you, period. I like a man to be a gentleman, pick you up, pull out chairs, and yes pay on dates. Do I need financial help though? No I take care of myself, thanks anywho 40 year olds who have offered the help . I need someone that is also really really into weed, since that is my lifestyle. I love animals, you may want to as well. I am also very liberal, so no conservative people please. Now you don’t have to be a movie star (I am only Marilyn Monroe in my dreams lol) but you do need to be hot. As I said, I get hit on all the time.

Pic in reply (let’s be clothed lol ), replies with no pic get no response. Can’t wait to hear from all you quality smokers!

* Location: downtown long beach
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

DREAM GIRL….. Linked to her Listing on craigslist don’t be shy! Reply!