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I was feeling like a splurge this fine evening so I bought dinner at IKEA. I was expecting it to taste like shit but it was surprisingly good. And I love myself some good mac and cheese, IKEA didn’t completely fail in this department it was super cheesy and the noodles were fucking good. Overall IKEA’s got a decent kitchen up in there.

Went to Maggiano’s Restaurant for Leon’s partay. Maggiano’s is an Italian Restaurant that’s family style a.k.a. Big ass portions and the shit is unlimited on the dishes you choose, kinda like heaven.

And there was this amazing couple clearly on their first date. They were a match made in heaven at this heavenly spot of grub. She definitely could eat him under the table.. in every way.

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You heard it before – but see the pictures AGAIN and AGAIN. I need to own one. I need to kidnap a freaking chef from there or something. Get the 5 nut brownie and then go meAT up with a straight bro for the 6th…

Another day – another Houston’s picture. You sick of it yet? I’m not. I’ll eat there every night. Every day. I wish they started to make breakfast. It would be good. Or if they made pizza…

I got the double… Then when I was leaving I saw a board of pictures hanging up. You get your picture up there if you can eat a triple. Shit wont be hard. Next time I’m there its mine. The people on the board are so happy – its like the best thing to ever happen to them. Pay for a burger then eat it and feel sick and have your picture put up on a wall with a bunch of other shitty ass people who had to go the bathroom for the whole day after eating it.

My man Ian from IAN’S WORLD popped into town for a few days to get a tattoo of a cock, eat some food, and eat some more food. Hell yeah we went to Houston’s. Like you needed to ask bitches! But he downed these three nice pieces from In-N-Out and the fries in like two minutes. If that is not hip hop I don’t know what on God’s green pasture is. Amen.

The worst fuckin restaurant. The food is awful, Mimi’s sucks pork nuts.

The bit I was with had never been to the Boston Market before, of course we had to stop.

oh yeah she’s a zombie who I put back on human food instead of human flesh.