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Today is the Day!

roger — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 13:00:51 +0000

FUCK YEAH AMERICA!

Thirsty Beaver

roger — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 17:30:31 +0000

Cancer Boy took in some nightlife. There’s this place in Charlotte called the Thirsty Beaver. You can go get real fucked up there and start fights. Pabst in a can is only like 2 bucks. And there’s no smoking inside. Fuck smoking inside. It gives you cancer. Cancer boy drank coke, not Pabst.. doctors orders.

THE Bakery

roger — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:30:58 +0000

In cancer boys neighborhood there is this amazing bakery. They also sell Racor® brand little apples, yellow cherries and this other thing that looks kind of like the mini corn Tom Hanks ate in the movie Big. He doesn’t know much about this Racor® brand produce, but the donuts are perfect.

You can’t buy this chocolate milk or nog at the bakery though.. its too high class.

R.I.P. Meat

roger — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 22:30:30 +0000

Since cancer boy had the transplant, he has had to steer away from most meats. Mostly the good ones. Its just too hard on the old shitter…

This was cancer boy’s freezer in Atlanta right before he moved to LA. most of this got thrown away and given to some neighborhood dogs. That is more or less one deer.

These are the amazing kinds of burgers you can make at home with deer meet.

The taco man. cancer boy destroyed this taco truck back in 06.

Left this one alone…

This steak was incredible. just a touch of salt and a little bit of butter. DONE AND DONE.

D-Land for Cancer Boy

roger — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:30:32 +0000

Cancer Boy and family went to Disneyland. He got a doctor’s note so he could get to the front of every line. There was a lot of creepy stuff and fat folks.

Charlotte

roger — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:30:25 +0000

Cancer Boy visited old friends in Charlotte. They had some good ass fried pickles, he saw a pitbull, some brass knuckles and a vintage panhead.

Oysters

roger — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 02:00:57 +0000

“In SC there are these out of the way places like Meggett and Adam’s run. They are deserted pretty much. You can go and there isn’t anyone to fuck with you. There is a gate to this place, so there weren’t any riff raff. You can eat oysters and crabs out of that water there. And sometimes you can get shrimp and maybe fish.”

-Cancer Boy

Oysters look like salty vaginas.

Feet Full

roger — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:30:11 +0000

After you fly for awhile and then walk all over fucking Miami.. Cancer Boy’s feet swole up like blood filled sacks of skin. His feet could have been fill ins for prime time with Glick on comedy central.

A Star

roger — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 02:00:56 +0000

Cancer Boy has only been in one movie.. A Christmas Story.

Franks

roger — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:30:06 +0000

Cancer Boy and wife ate some good ass hot dogs and veggie hot dogs in South Carolina. Cancer Boy has to eat veggie ones because the meat ones give him the runs. Here are some with kraut, pimento cheese, shrimp, cocktail sauce and sweet corn relish. $2.99 each.

Take that Pinks. No line either.