• Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
  A. Cover me im going in! #

Distracted?

AGAIN!

This is just how we do it in the office of R. Rock Enterprises. Surprised all the bits and Shane in the office the other day with some good ass cake from the bakery Sweet Lady Jane. It’s good as fuck and worth the $7 a slice. I’ll eat 5 of the slices of chocolate cake to myself. Yeah you don’t know nuthin.

• Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
  A: Because his pecker is on his head! #

So Roger made me drive him and Ian to Fullerton for this auction thing. I was sitting at the little kid table in the storage place playing with the puzzle still unsure with what exactly was going on. Finally we get inside and I realize they’re auctioning off Storage spaces. Roger and Ian came out of there with nothing but the experience that made it worth while. Roger and Ian got a little intimidated by the large amount of people who showed up, “Note: Fullerton is competitive” quote from Roger. I got yelled at for taking a photo of one of the storage spaces, something i’m used to, Roger likes to get me in trouble which is why he gave me the job of documenting this whole experience.
In the end Roger made me want to go out and auction on some storage spaces as a side project.

-Deanna

Some classic shit right here. Tore up some Little Caesars bitches!

Best place to bring a date for Valentines you ask??? WHITE CASTLE. That’s how
you know your with a down ass bitch. For valentines day I was lucky enough to
be escorted to Castle by three of my close dude friends.  To start the
evening off I was given a single rose and a roll of toilet paper. I thought
the toilet paper was extremely well thought out and caring.
When we arrived we had to wait for our table, but down worry they took care
of us. Four vaults with our classy touch, Jim Beam.  Sat down ordered from
the lovely menu and slayed some burgers.

-Allie