Husky
“It’s finally happening for me! Today my plan to save America from itself by using an army of fat child models to make me rich hit the tipping point. You know who the new face of children’s clothing at the Big & Tall store is? My “biggest” client Stuart (heh…biggest..) is! This shit pays him a shitload of money and they also feed him at events so that’ll save me a ton of operating expenses because keeping that kid full up is like owning Operation: Dumbo Drop. Stuart just took a giant fart on the head of America and the times are about to change.
Fuck. Yeah.”
- T-Bag Jones
