“So last night I went to McDonald’s and ordered three big macs, two  large fries and a Mr. Pibb which is like generic Dr. Pepper,but I  digress. The dicktard at the window gave me my bags of grub and i was  all the way home before I found out I was missing a Big Mac. What. The. Fuck. So I ran up inside that mother fucker and cut to the front of the  line. I demanded my missing sandwich but they were all like “sorry  sir but you don’t have a receipt and who eats three big macs by  themselves?” I’d about fucking had it at that point so I ordered 200 McNuggets, 10  apple pies, and 10 large fries. I paid for that shit in cash and then  laughed while they tried to make that much food and still feed the  other assholes in line. When the food came out I ate my reciept and threw all the food on the  ground and stomped on it. “fuck you and fuck your McNuggets!” then I  left. I’m still hungry, but the look on the faces of those retards was  priceless.”

-T-Bag Jones