“It was a Fat Skinny Mixer and things got a little out of hand.”

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Who’d like a nibble on these cookies?

Snack on them perhaps.

Big corn on the cob.

It’s just so big. We all know how the bits in my office are. They Would Kill For A BIG slice. A huge slice with lots of sausage.

When is the last time you ate some veggies? I aint talking about tempura
style. But I would love to smear you in tempura batter and flash fry you.
Then nibble on you all night. I don’t care much for soy sauce, maybe ill dip
you in some duck sauce? Call me: 323.669.8819

I know this bit who has put out want ads for finding herself a man with six fingers. I’m doing her a favor right now by posting this.
Its one of her fantasies, she a undercover freak.

Damn chocolate dipped cannolis too. Mike’s Pastry in Boston gets the job done.

Chocolate, mother fuckers.

www.mikespastry.com