I don’t have a clue what Jesus would do, but I do know what Pastor Ted would do…
Pastor Ted would get a bunch of meth, some gay prostitutes, and have a big gay orgy during the week, but on weekends Pastor Ted would preach to a flock of dense sheep about the sins of homosexuality. Pastor Ted would then get caught, lie about his involvement, and then lose his job.
Maybe if I had actually practiced what I preached…. oh well, there is always more meth and faggots.
Comment by Pastor Ted — September 26, 2009 @ 5:21 pm
Disclaimer:
I love 420. I love 420 jokes. 420 rules. But I would like it to be known that I have never smoked anything ever in my life. Not even a drag. Although in 10th grade I slanged a few dime bags.
Thanks - Roger
I don’t have a clue what Jesus would do, but I do know what Pastor Ted would do…
Pastor Ted would get a bunch of meth, some gay prostitutes, and have a big gay orgy during the week, but on weekends Pastor Ted would preach to a flock of dense sheep about the sins of homosexuality. Pastor Ted would then get caught, lie about his involvement, and then lose his job.
Maybe if I had actually practiced what I preached…. oh well, there is always more meth and faggots.