Pegasus Will Handle You!
You know if I was a criminal I would try and get all fantasy on peoples’ asses. I would start driving a pegasus to do drive-bys and knock off 7-Elevens and other fine corner stores. Ain’t gonna catch my ass on a pegasus. My pegasus would be mad cool also. Sharp-ass horn on his head to shove up your ass if you get out of line. Know what I’m saying? Maybe I’d stripe my pegasus like a zebra, that would really fuck people up. What are they gonna say, a flying zebra was the getaway car? Shit! They’d just look like fools. Ain’t nobody ever heard of a flying zebra. Word.
Roger Gastman is a hippie